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Can we answer your questions before your write?

As of February 1st, 2008, unless you have a serious paranormal problem, at this time we are no longer accepting investigation requests at private residences. If you believe that you require the services of a paranormal investigator, please contact us so we can refer you to another fine group in the Portland or Salem area. After this date, we will be too busy working on upcoming paranormal projects, and we just can't do both!

~We are not accepting any new members.

~What we do is all volunteer. We make no money doing this.

~If you have a problem with any of the content on our website, then we invite you to visit somewhere else. If you send me a hateful email, you are wasting your time, and I will contact your ISP. We're actually very nice, respectful, and boring people, who don't appreciate hate mail. If you feel compelled to hide behind hate mail, there are plenty of chat rooms for you to antagonize others in.

~ Sometimes we get to do fun things that include media. ALL paranormal groups work very hard to get media exposure because that is the only way people who truly need our voluntary services might hear about us.

~We do not allow the general public to shadow us on investigations due to the confidentiality we show our clients.

~ If we are currently doing any type of Ghost Tours, the time and place will be posted on the website's front page. If you don't see anything, then, yyyeeahhh, we currently aren't doing any.

~We do not condone nor practice illegal trespassing on any public or private property. If you trespassed onto a supposed haunted location and you think something paranormal happened while you were there, well, goody. If you contact us about this experience, you can expect us not to reply.

~We love to work with established paranormal groups that play nice in the sandbox with other kitties. Meow!

~For local groups that you might be able to join, please go to our LINKS page.

~Please know that we do read each and every email that is sent to us. We appreciate it!

Thank you for your cooperation!

Safe & Happy Hauntings!!!